Waiting for the 5, next to a guy wearing all white clothing. Now I'm on, across from a guy who's trying to be cool by playing with his cigarette lighter. Unfortunately for him, he dropped it. On my right, there's a balding guy with dreadlocks.
On the 8 across from a little boy with a lopsided Mohawk and sunglasses. The conversation amongst the passengers has turned to Christmas. "There hasn't been a white Christmas in like seven years, man!"
The guy across from me just had a great idea: "Maybe I'll just get.. like a job or something. But the problem is they keep throwing me in jail."

Ketchup... or BLOOD?

On the E train, next to a girl with a toy unicorn. She says the unicorn hates her hairstyle and that unicorns should be made with curly hair.

At the train station, breathing in the second hand smoke of a former prisoner. She's on the phone with her mother. She's telling her all about how she sent a birthday card to her friend in prison. Yes! The former prisoner and her friend sat down next to me! Turns out he is a former prisoner too. They're talking about parole now. Oh, sad, they got off. I have now been joined by a stinky creepy guy wearing a pin that says, "I sing." He has really long nose hairs. Gross! He's leaning his head back now so I can see straight up! Glad to be getting off now...