On the 8, surrounded by a bunch of stinky sweaty people. An old lady just got on. She's wearing a rainbow winter hat and ski gloves, because it's only 90 degrees outside. But now that she's in the cool air conditioned bus, she's taking her gloves off. That makes a lot of sense.
The guy next to me is having a strange phone conversation. "Show him the fence and give him a smack on the nose. ....don't show him the money."
On the 140, next to a guy who seems to have an entire arachnoid identification system tattooed across his body. He also has four nose piercings and three lip piercings. How on earth does he blow his nose?