On the 140 across from a girl whose hair is about three inches from the top of her head. She's saying, "I have to chop my hair off! It's so long!" She's now talking about high school freshmen. "We should smack 'em now so we won't later."
On the 8. Nothing makes you feel like a horrible person like whacking a lady's knee with your big heavy backpack does. No, I am not the lady whose knee was hit-- I am the horrible person.