On the 8 with my friend, Skinny-Smiler. The gal in the back whacked her elbo and shouted, "ow, my funny bone!" Then a complete stranger to her said, "I thought you were a cat..."
Not sure the story behind it, but the kid to my left just said, "your teeth are sharp! Like yourself!"
The bus just broke down and the kid's dad said, "what'd you do to the bus? I told you not to do that anymore!"