Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Eavesdropping

The guy across from me had a lot to say today. He talked about his job, his old job, his hair, and how he didn't have a cell phone. He said, "The other day, I got off at the wrong stop, and I didn't have a phone, so I head toward this building to see if they have a phone I can use. Then I get closer, and I see the front of it, and it's the FBI! They musta been laughing their heads off when they saw me on their security camera-- just wandering around..."
Then there was this real intelligent girl a few seats down from him. The driver made an announcement that sounded from the overhead speakers and she said, "Wow, the bus talks... oh, my gosh, that's amazing!" with genuine astonishment all over her face.

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