What Happens on the Bus

Saturday, May 5, 2012

On the 140. The old guy in a wheelchair up front is talking about the new fancy wheelchair he's going to buy. "With headlights, blinkers, and gears!"

"So if I get drunk, I just got to lay in a bag of rice?"
"If I ever need brain surgery, I know who to talk to!
"In my day, we used to sniff it." "In my day, we'd put it on a sandwich with peanut butter and eat it."
"He was three feet tall with one eyebrow."
"You got swagga, dude. You could pass for one!"
"You can't beat that with a stick!"
"Once, some guy asked if he could borrow my shirt so he could buy alcohol."
"What's your major?" "Information Technology." "Since you're in the medical field, I have a question..."
"I smoke a lot of marijuana, but I have a medical license, so it's okay."
"He's got Potawatomi in him. That's why he looks Mexican."