On a train. A very hairy man is in front of me. On my left is a man who looks like a woman. In the car in front of me, two guys are wearing matching flannel shirts.
On a different train, across from a very fat man in very short shorts. In front of him, a man is holding a freakishly happy baby who keeps clapping his hands.
Two loud girls took the place of guy and baby.
The louder of the two said, "want to hear my best idea ever?" Sadly, she received a text message after that, and I never found out what her idea was.
Now they're mirroring each other, moving their hands around.
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