Quote from the driver: "catch the next bus, dude. I don't want you sleepin on my bus again!"
The guy next to me is rubbing some kind of weird lotion all over his arms and face. I would lke to think it's just sun screen, but you never know about those weirdos on the bus.
Behind me, this little man with a beard has his head on the shoulder of a very big woman with some bright lipstick. It's an odd sight.